"Whoa, you're like 50 feet tall." (just some dude in the movie)
Yes, I watched this too. It was the only thing I could do after watching In the Name of the King (ItNotK). Sometimes the best solution to being trapped in a hole is to dig up.
There is no need to describe this movie. Take the title, add a simple plot and some nudity. That's it.
Ratings:
Me: My plan worked. I basically forgot about ItNotK.
Looking for a porn?: Skip it. If you watch this for the nudity, you are in fact worse than this film.
Got anything else that you could be doing?: Skip this movie and do that.
Script peddlers: Someone bought the rights to this and said "Yup, I think this could make me some money." -It probably did.
Women with self-respect and intelligence: Please don't watch this film of horrible gender stereotypes, and please don't judge me for having seen it.
On a scale of The Great Bikini Off-Road Adventure to Bikini Bistro, I give Attack of the 50 Foot Cheerleader 1.4 out of 5 stars.
(Yes, those are both real titles of movies. I didn't even have to make them up.)
I demand a more thorough review, also I have never even heard of the great bikini off, but Bikini Bistro is a classic and should be on the list to be reviewed
ReplyDeleteThe Great Bikini Off-road adventure was movie I watched (with you?) back in the 90s on USA up-all -night.
ReplyDeleteIf you watch this during a game of magic cards and the game stops so you can all watch the nudity... well, we already knew we were worse than the film.
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