Samantha: [while helping an aching Reacher walk] Dude, you jumped off a building.
Jack Reacher: Yeah, I know.
Samantha: Did it hurt?
Jack Reacher: Yes.
Samantha: Did you see how high that was?
Jack Reacher: Can we possibly have this conversation some other time?
Seriously, just don't see this movie. It's not worth it. I was sick on a couch and didn't want to move. I regret it even then. And it's not because of anything that Jack Reacher: Never Go Back did. It's more that it is. The formula is so pat that I think I lost some brain cells from not thinking. Even the New Orleans stuff.
Take the movie's advice. Never go back.
On a fun point, Tom Cruise really is ageless.
2.0 out 5
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